You are not logged in. Thanks to spammers selling commercial boilers, World of Warcraft gold and loads of crazy yellowface symbols, I've turned off anonymous submissions. Don't blame me, blame the cunts who think it's sensible to advertise commercial boilers here.
Forgot password? I'm the internet, and I can email it to you.
Just remember - no HTML, and if you want bold and italics, use BBCode - that's [b]bold[/b] and [i]italic[/i]. OK ok good.
Anonymous entries have been abused by robots. It's pretty much like that bit in AI with the whore robots. Only much more intimate and saddening. I mean, what the fuck are commercial boilers anyway? The spams didn't even seem to want to tell you. They just said "we are the best at commercial boilers, so ya boo to you if you think you're all that cos you ain't (re: commercial boilers)".
Oh well, sign in. That's my point. Or register. Or ask me to email your password. OK.