specky's story
unlike phil's tale of personal degradation, specky's indiscretion was
a shared event, happening as it did with another gentleman in a very
personal place. read on...
warning : contains textual references to
sexual things like a cock and an anus
Spëcky
i pooed in someones bed, not
as spectacular as your mate though
Log
Wow!
Log
I've stained a sheet but never
released solids. I told him it was probably coffee. He seemed to believe
me.
Spëcky
i was squatting in his bed, he was sucking me off, and his teeth caught
on my foreskin, really sharp.
Log
Yowser
Spëcky
and because of the position i was sitting in, my bum
decided to take action
Log
Your arse saw offence as the
best defence
Spëcky
a big lump shot out
Spëcky
mubdub
Log
Did it smeeeaaar?
Log
Smear
Log
Smmmmeeeeeaaaaarr
Spëcky
well
Spëcky
i kinda scooped it up and threw it out of the window,
i don't know which he was more upset about, the turd landed on the clear
plastic corrugated conservatory roof
Log
Did you pick it up going "oo!
oo!" like it was on fire?
Spëcky
i don't remember
Log
You're protecting yourself
Log
You need to come to terms with
this
Spëcky
i just remember the smell on my hands, fairy toilet
soap and poo
Spëcky
it was a horrid place
Spëcky
the wash basin was full of choice pairs of briefs,
from the eighties, looked like a pant soup
Log
brilliant
Log
Were you wearing knickers, then?
Log
I can't believe I call them knickers
Log
But I do
Spëcky
no a jockstrap
Spëcky
i was into those back then, but they are no good if
suddenly startled
Log
Didn't it just kind of slice
it in half?
Spëcky
lol
Log
I wonder if anyone else has got
poo stories for me?
Spëcky
no i was squatting with my main valve all showing
Spëcky
pouting
Spëcky
o
Log
Puckery
Spëcky
well ok, O
Spëcky
the turd on the roof looked funny from underneath
Log
You hardly ever see poos from
underneath. That is such a rarely commented-upon truth
Spëcky
there was poo on the window handle, the sill, me, him
Spëcky
the doorhandle of his room, the bathroom handle, the
tap, the towell
Spëcky
it was horrid, it looked kinda like plasticine
Spëcky
imagine explaining that to your parents
Log
It's amazing how much you can
get out of one lump of bumbrown
Log
"It wasn't his fault, mother - I gnawed his banjo
and it just sort of happened"
Specky
It made a fabulous sound when it landed.
Specky
All that was missing was a comedy cat miaow.
Log
I
only liked you before. I think I love you now.
Specky
I
buggered off in the middle of the night. I couldn’t get the front door
to close, so I had to leave it.
Log
You
left him alone in a bed full of your shit. You romantique.
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