specky's story
unlike phil's tale of personal degradation, specky's indiscretion was a shared event, happening as it did with another gentleman in a very personal place. read on...

warning : contains textual references to sexual things like a cock and an anus

Spëcky
i pooed in someones bed, not as spectacular as your mate though

Log
Wow!

Log
I've stained a sheet but never released solids. I told him it was probably coffee. He seemed to believe me.

Spëcky
i was squatting in his bed,  he was sucking me off, and his teeth caught on my foreskin, really sharp.

Log
Yowser

Spëcky
and because of the position i was sitting in, my bum decided to take action

Log
Your arse saw offence as the best defence

Spëcky
a big lump shot out

Spëcky
mubdub

Log
Did it smeeeaaar?

Log
Smear

Log
Smmmmeeeeeaaaaarr

Spëcky
well

Spëcky
i kinda scooped it up and threw it out of the window, i don't know which he was more upset about, the turd landed on the clear plastic corrugated conservatory roof

Log
Did you pick it up going "oo! oo!" like it was on fire?

Spëcky
i don't remember

Log
You're protecting yourself

Log
You need to come to terms with this

Spëcky
i just remember the smell on my hands, fairy toilet soap and poo

Spëcky
it was a horrid place

Spëcky
the wash basin was full of choice pairs of briefs, from the eighties, looked like a pant soup

Log
brilliant

Log
Were you wearing knickers, then?

Log
I can't believe I call them knickers

Log
But I do

Spëcky
no a jockstrap

Spëcky
i was into those back then, but they are no good if suddenly startled

Log
Didn't it just kind of slice it in half?

Spëcky
lol

Log
I wonder if anyone else has got poo stories for me?

Spëcky
no i was squatting with my main valve all showing

Spëcky
pouting

Spëcky
o

Log
Puckery

Spëcky
well ok, O

Spëcky
the turd on the roof looked funny from underneath

Log
You hardly ever see poos from underneath. That is such a rarely commented-upon truth

Spëcky
there was poo on the window handle, the sill, me, him

Spëcky
the doorhandle of his room, the bathroom handle, the tap, the towell

Spëcky
it was horrid, it looked kinda like plasticine

Spëcky
imagine explaining that to your parents

Log
It's amazing how much you can get out of one lump of  bumbrown

Log
"It wasn't his fault, mother - I gnawed his banjo and it just sort of happened"

Specky
It made a fabulous sound when it landed.

Specky
All that was missing was a comedy cat miaow.

Log
I only liked you before. I think I love you now.

Specky
I buggered off in the middle of the night. I couldn’t get the front door to close, so I had to leave it.

Log
You left him alone in a bed full of your shit. You romantique.

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