Gnarly Dude Brewery
Hacky Sack
Penrith
3.9%

Mini Babybels are scattered onto a Ouija Board, and scooped off by a robotic wizard with a tin trough for a cock. The wax seal of the miniature Edam is pierced with a quill, the cheese is removed and stored in a juvenile pelican's beak, where it sits for three weeks, as the bird walks across a bed of yellow rose petals and Quorn.

Only when the Babybel is stolen by a drunken butler will the Gnarly Dude brewery sail it down a river of ghee into the brewing process, and the result is this rather disappointing beer.