Your Globobox Company

Our UK Division writes : The Globobox company specialises in the distribution of beautiful gadgetry, with concealed purposes. As part of our continuing commitment to superiority, every three years the board of directors is shot dead and replaced with better ones.

Welcome to this, our product for the year 2000. The Happy Pappy. We hope that you will buy it. We do not care if you enjoy it. We are not your wet nurses, for fuck's sake.