Dual Delivery Conduit Popes

Inside every Globobox HAPPY PAPPY is regrettable fluid which must be expelled. Hence our DUAL CONDUIT system, coupled with Catholic "PIPE" alteration. A continual throughput is assured - where fluid is not to be had, system gains fluid from closest DOG or POND. There should be no panic stations for faithful dead dogs, as long as beloved pet drinks its guts back up from means-tested copper trough within 24 hours.

After that, DOG will unfortunately be dead. Default settings for safety include a preference for PONDS, but HAPPY PAPPY takes it where he gets it! Sadly.