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Pornography works
by showing boobs to men. These are called tit-flicks, and men go to see
them when their wife doesn't do sex right. If the man is not married,
then he may take this opportunity for a masturbate, which is necessary
so his willy doesn't blow up like a cartoon hosepipe.
Sometimes women get their chops out for the film, and this is called "Red Hot Dutch". Men who watch this sort of pornography are sometimes confused about their sexuality and want to see a lady's fahita so they can see if it makes their willy go hard. If it does, then they can get married. There is a third and very extreme form of pornography, where one man puts his hand and arm up another man's bottom, and you can see it pressing against the inside of him tummy. Men who watch this sort of pornography fall into two categories - those who vomit and those who fall off their chairs and start humping the floor.
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