So, you've decided to have a child? Well done. Children are marvelous inventions, and with patience and dedication any parent can produce the serial killer of the next generation. And here, my dear Foxfans, is how.
The alarming side-effects of sex continue long after the "trip" - almost a year after her first sex binge, Kathy Elliot was shocked to find a slimy version of herself slithering from between her legs. Assuming this to be simply a sex flashback, she set about the hallucination with a pointed mallet, and is now crusading for infanticide to be made legal.
Take Penrith - three brothers changed so completely that they had difficulty being recognised. Upon their wise mother's advice, they huddled under a sheet of tin in a storm, and after the lightning strike, they had combined into one super-child, fifteen feet tall. However, their weakened molecular structure caused them to melt, and they now form a micro-thin layer across the whole of England and Wales.
And that's largely what dew is.
Never mind, Titus, there's always next time!
But even then, it's not all over... it is generally considered a mitigating circumstance in courts if you treat a murdered child as though it is alive. (You don't want to appear to be rubbing its face in it). Push it on the swings, you know, good kiddy stuff. Whee!
Into childhood proper, and the child will start to want things. Each demand must be met with derision. "You want an Action Man? Action Man's a doll. Are you a girl, then? Do you play skipping games with the girls?"
Adolescence! This is the time you are most likely to see a child trying to entice a dog to lick his penis. (Lick the child's penis - dogs of course need little encouragement to lick their own cocks). It will use, perhaps, the promise of a biscuit, or wear a wig resembling a gorgeous lady Afghan. This is one of the few practices that should be encouraged.