SCENE TEN : CHARLOTTE AND THE ANGRY SKINHEAD GHOST
| Charlotte | Hello. I have got a new political belief that I would like you to know about and then believe in too. |
| Skinhead | Do fuck off, love. I am hiding in these disabled toilets from the people who killed me three years ago.. |
| Charlotte | You are a ghost? |
| Skinhead | Yes I am a ghost. It is fun sometimes, scaring people and that, but I cannot wipe my arse after I shit, as my hand just goes straight through myself. |
| Charlotte | That's not true. I have seen films about ghosts, including the film Ghost, and they can touch themselves. |
| Skinhead | True. And we also don't eat anything, so why would we ever need to shit? |
| Charlotte | However, attention has been brought to your bottom. |
| Skinhead | Good. I have a great ass. In life, you could crush coal between my ass-buttocks. I am falling in love with you from across the grave. |
| Charlotte | I love you too, although I am only eight years old. So, about my political belief. It says that all the money in the world should be melted down in a big pot and split equally amongst my friends. |
| Skinhead | Is it a metaphor? As I foresee problems with a literal interpretation. |
| Charlotte | I don't know. Frankly I don't really care anymore. I'm more into vegetarianism, and Buddhism. Everybody likes Buddhists. |
| Skinhead | Fuck off! |
| Charlotte | Why has your forehead gone so creased and your voice wave pattern so pointy? |
| Skinhead | Sorry, I was just defending myself from all the pain that falling in love with you would inevitably cause. |
| Charlotte | Kiss me, you dopey pair of cotton socks. |
| Skinhead | I can't. That is kind of the whole problem. |
| Charlotte | You could if I killed myself! |
| Skinhead | Yes! Kill yourself and we will live together forever in these disabled toilets! |
| Charlotte | Well, not if you put it like that, you smelly tramp. Bye! |
| Skinhead | Cheerio! |