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The one thing I have resisted doing so far is letting my girlfriend, Jennifer, have a page on my website. Not because I am slow to promote a cosy straight version of myself, but because she really is crushingly dull and looks like a pig. Why I go out with her is a disgusting mystery. And
knowing her, she’ll just put a photograph of herself next to a horse
on it and complain about me, and how I never open my eyes when we make
love. And why should I? As I have said, she looks like a pig, and I am
not one to look at a pig as I lower myself onto it. |
