Yessir. It's harder to win when you play
by the rules.
But Joey didn't. He had a magnetised dartboard,
and he used special small pennies on the shove ha'penny table. His car
had spikes on the wheels, like the bad car in the "Grease" where the winner
got the pink slip to wear.
The cow remains there to this day - looked after by a benevolent Mooncat, who returned to the Moon when his terrestrial TV career faded. Her children have evolved fangs. |