WARNING - CERTIFICATE 15
Language : Base, Regrettable
Sex : Once, Poor
Violence : Implied, Perhaps

COIN : 20 cent
ADOPTED BY : Patricia McPherson, Knight Rider's Lorry-Dwelling Techno-Boffette
CATCHPHRASE : "Shitburgers On Tampon Toast!"
SPEND IT ON? : Small technology that I can fit into a cigar tube. Which I can then, in turn, put up my spicy fahita.
ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES : Yes, I have a big L and R on my breasts. They're the right way round, but it took me a while to realise it, because I only ever see them in mirrors!