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Profile for "p******s"
I want you to do something kind
 (25 years old)
Area : England - North-East
Additional Area : European Union
City : Newcastle, United Kingdom
(Viewed 4889 Times)  Last Visit : 30 May 2002
Mail me p******s@gaydar.co.uk

About Me
I have just escaped from a long term relationship and am now looking simply for email. All kinds of email, any font you can think of. Just send me smooth, long emails (no font sizes in excess of 24 point please - I have a small monitor). I am indefatigable (jogging, windboarding, clapping) and incomplete (I lack a rib). I am underweight but strong and will not tolerate lying, perversity or combat.
 
What I'm looking for
Emails from happy and secure people who react well to magnesium powder. Joking! I am not a chemist but perhaps if the chemistry is right with you we will exchange emails and photographs. I have an animated gif of a rude pen.
 
General

I am a Single Gay Man
Interested in meeting A Single Man
For Email / Chat
Between the ages of 18 and 99

Personal & Other Information

Occupation : Director
Height : 5' 11" (180 cm)
Body Type : Average
Ethnic Origins : Caucasian
Hair Colour : Brown
Eye Colour : Blue
Attire : Casual
Out : No
Dick/Bust Size : Average
Cut/Uncut : Uncut
Body Hair : None/Little
Orientation : BiSexual
Role : Versatile
Practise Safer Sex : Always
Smoke : No
Drink : Socially
Drugs : Never

My Hobbies
I like reading succulent text. Remember that I prefer san-serif fonts and we will get along fine. Please don't send me pictures until I have said that it is OK. I am easily surprised.
My Favourite Things
Food All food. FOOD!
Music Music is love FOOD! So yes!
Author John Le Carre, John Grisham, most Johns
Film Godfathers one and two followed by Jaws three. Confusing!
Actor Joe Pesci
Actress Tina Turner
TV Show Soaps and Thrillers
Holiday Destination Somewhere with you!
City Vienna
Country St Lucia
Club Seal!!!!!! JOKING!!!!!
Bar/Pub Are you trying to get me drunk? Good!!!!