specky's story
unlike phil's tale of personal degradation, specky's indiscretion was
a shared event, happening as it did with another gentleman in a very
personal place. read on...
warning : contains textual references to
sexual things like a cock and an anus
Spėcky
i pooed in someones bed, not
as spectacular as your mate though
Log
Wow!
Log
I've stained a sheet but never
released solids. I told him it was probably coffee. He seemed to believe
me.
Spėcky
i was squatting in his bed, he was sucking me off, and his teeth caught
on my foreskin, really sharp.
Log
Yowser
Spėcky
and because of the position i was sitting in, my bum
decided to take action
Log
Your arse saw offence as the
best defence
Spėcky
a big lump shot out
Spėcky
mubdub
Log
Did it smeeeaaar?
Log
Smear
Log
Smmmmeeeeeaaaaarr
Spėcky
well
Spėcky
i kinda scooped it up and threw it out of the window,
i don't know which he was more upset about, the turd landed on the clear
plastic corrugated conservatory roof
Log
Did you pick it up going "oo!
oo!" like it was on fire?
Spėcky
i don't remember
Log
You're protecting yourself
Log
You need to come to terms with
this
Spėcky
i just remember the smell on my hands, fairy toilet
soap and poo
Spėcky
it was a horrid place
Spėcky
the wash basin was full of choice pairs of briefs,
from the eighties, looked like a pant soup
Log
brilliant
Log
Were you wearing knickers, then?
Log
I can't believe I call them knickers
Log
But I do
Spėcky
no a jockstrap
Spėcky
i was into those back then, but they are no good if
suddenly startled
Log
Didn't it just kind of slice
it in half?
Spėcky
lol
Log
I wonder if anyone else has got
poo stories for me?
Spėcky
no i was squatting with my main valve all showing
Spėcky
pouting
Spėcky
o
Log
Puckery
Spėcky
well ok, O
Spėcky
the turd on the roof looked funny from underneath
Log
You hardly ever see poos from
underneath. That is such a rarely commented-upon truth
Spėcky
there was poo on the window handle, the sill, me, him
Spėcky
the doorhandle of his room, the bathroom handle, the
tap, the towell
Spėcky
it was horrid, it looked kinda like plasticine
Spėcky
imagine explaining that to your parents
Log
It's amazing how much you can
get out of one lump of bumbrown
Log
"It wasn't his fault, mother - I gnawed his banjo
and it just sort of happened"
Specky
It made a fabulous sound when it landed.
Specky
All that was missing was a comedy cat miaow.
Log
I
only liked you before. I think I love you now.
Specky
I
buggered off in the middle of the night. I couldnt get the front door
to close, so I had to leave it.
Log
You
left him alone in a bed full of your shit. You romantique.
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