COIN : 500 euro
ENDORSED BY : The Queen Of England
CATCHPHRASE : "Leave the talking to me, Basher."
SPEND IT ON? : I get two free laws a year - but I would spend my 500 Euros on a third law that stops people from applauding near sleeping babies.
WETTEST DREAM : Falling from an aeroplane through a cloud made out of big hairy legs. They get everywhere!