Everyone loves a list. If a list could hit someone in the balls, they’d be the funniest thing in the world. If only someone would compile a “most traumatic nutsack impact videos” list, perhaps I could truly laugh again.
To that end, allow me to point you towards Listopia – a site that looks set to monopolise list related humour well into the next decade. I wrote it, which along with playing games for a bloody living and questioning my own audacity in writing opinion columns in The Guardian, explains a bit why I haven’t been updating the blog.
Listopia is slowly being populated with the pun-based lists of “Maxim’s Third Best Comedy Website of 2002”, Idiotica. But don’t go there – go to Listopia. It’s in a kind of beta, which means it’s buggy, probably prone to SQL injections, and the lists aren’t funny. But go there anyway! And if you think of any good ideas for lists, I promise not to nick them and make a comedy book that will sell in overwhelmingly moderate numbers.
Nutsack Impact is either a great Van Damme movie, or Yitzhak Smear’s less cervical brother. But… which?
I made a load of lists a while back that may tickle your fancy:
http://www.tyrannosaurusflex.com/flexicon.html
I have stopped doing anything with my site as only about 2 people in total ever saw it, but would be happy if you plundered my lists and helped them see the light of day.
I am particularly proud of the film and rap titles.
This site is blocked at my new job at a hospital for some reason, but i can kind of wangle it if i’m not attempting to navigate from http://www.disappointment.com
I expect to be fired within the week for pissing myself with laughter whilst parents of extremely ill children wander around. Good stuff.
When i said “This site” i meant Disappointment.com, not Listopia.
But now the fuckers from IT have blocked Listopia so it’s officially fun/interesting/offensive and thus not suitable for work. The bastards. Can you move everything to notlistopia.co.uk so i can access it. And do a Xmas funnee. yes, i’m talking to yule, Log!
sorry.