TELL ME SIR DO YOU LOVE AMERICA
Yes I love America
I MEAN LIKE REALLY LOVE IT. LIKE, CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR TORSO LIKE AN UNCEASING STORM
I feel it in my heart, I love America
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY SIR. TELL ME HAVE YOU EVER / EVER REALLY REALLY LOVED / A MERICA
I love America
MOVING ON TO THE NATURE OF YOUR LOVE SIR. IS YOUR LOVE PROUD LIKE A FIERCE AMERICAN EAGLE OR DOES YOUR LOVE MOVE LIKE A TREACHEROUS BALLOON LET SLIP FROM AN AMERICAN CHILD’S HAND
It is my home, I love it.
JUST TO CLARIFY: THIS LOVE YOU FEEL – IT’S FOR AMERICA, RIGHT? NOT FOR IRAQ. WE HAVE TO BE CLEAR ON THIS
Yes. It is for America.
IF YOU HAD TO BETRAY ONE STATE WHICH STATE WOULD IT BE?
What?
COME ON GUY THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY STATES YOU COULD BETRAY OR BLOW UP ONE ENTIRE STATE AND STILL LOVE 98% OF AMERICA jeff cut this bit out
No.
WOULD YOUR WIFE BETRAY A STATE?
No.
COULD YOU SAY “I’LL ASK HER” REALLY QUICKLY PLEASE, JUST FOR THE CAMERAS, IT’D REALLY HELP
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT AMERICA
I love it.
SIR, YOU ARE EXTREMELY GOOD AT THIS.
Good at what?
ONE LAST THING, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE AMERICA IS
I love all of America!
EW THAT TECHNICALLY INCLUDES MEXICO
No wait I meant North
YOU LOVE MEXICO OH GOD POO I FEEL SICK WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING GO AND LIVE THERE YOU TURBAN-DICKED COMMUNIST
