From : Jesus Christ
Date : 13 March 2000
To : Terry Scott
Subject : Re: Crikey!

Crikey indeed, Mr Scott.

It looks like the only option open to you, unless you can flush the ladies out with an enraged Sandy Toksvig, is to play it for laughs. Dig out that old wedding dress - put it on, leave the door open, and be sure to cavort around in it, stroking your own imaginary breasts when he arrives. If he can't see the funny side, then tell him that he's going against Jesus' teachings. Print out this email if you have to - it contains a very faint image of my face in the background.

Yours,
Jesus Christ Who Died For Your Sins
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