1. Get dressed up as Nick Cotton.
2. Take a substantial amount of money from your mother whilst holding her nonchalantly by the throat.
3. Why not get some head from the old lady? You're there - so's someone else. Sounds perfect for HEAD!
4. Steal a car and go and find a field full of banging cyber rave and crows.
5. Stun a crow with a stone and lick the feathers off its wings to hardcore East German computer noises.

From Scott Williams, Who does it all for Jesus.