| Sometimes when me
and my brother (he's not really my brother
but he has seen my willy so he nearly is) get
the Shits
we take it in turns to hold a darning needle under
each other to see if we can really shit through the
eye of a needle. Some bits do go through (although
sometimes my hands get really smelly and I get
poo on the towels which makes the Carer cross.) and
the bits that do go through get you a point. Sometimes
I cheat and then my brother hits me and I get
poo on my face. I hate him. It's much easier to shit
through the eye of a needle than get a Camel through
one, but I don't know what thats got to
do with going to heaven.
From Narfurin Sage, who winks at the Pope. |