I am a big fan of old school pornography. It always took a moral stance (observe the depravation of Suzi, who teasingly admits to enjoying SEX) so you could shuffle the shitshifter in the back row, and still leave the cinema with enough pious superiority to shoot a queer.

I love pornography, and I also love being morally superior. So if I had to choose a time and a place that I liked the most in the history of the world, ever, it would be in America in the last seventy years. Let me show you why. If I can get just one person to enjoy pornography, then I will be happy.