In the 1950's, after the war, everyone needed a good perking up. We had won, yes, but a lot of people had gotten bits shot off, and consequently were annoyed.

So filmmakers brought out plucky feelgood tit-porn, and the Trampolining Sex genre was born. One of the biggest stars of this era was Jacqui Tootlers. Her bosom was so gigantic that she had to lie down on the trampoline while people jumped around her. This would make her roll around helplessly, but she had the good humour to giggle a lot.

Had she tried jumping herself, her enormous tits would have ripped themselves off, and just lay there, on the trampoline. Silently.

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