This is me trying to explain the rules of a drinking game. The thing is, I'm already a bit drunk, and I can no longer remember the rules myself. So in the end, I'm making a real 'nana out of myself, and I'm getting really embarrassed, because I'm the messiah and everyone's expecting me to know really cool drinking games.

In the end, I gave up, and told everyone that drinking was evil, and that drinking games were against God's will, and I should know, because I'm the pigging Jesus Christ guy. OK?