After a completely fabricated report from The People that Ian Huntley was on Facebook, the human race reacted with the revulsion you’d expect. Luckily, Facebook provides all of its users with immensely powerful tools for changing the world to exactly how it should be, without any noticeable delay.
Here’s ten posts from the GET HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK discussion group, which is one of the most successful groups around, because Huntley isn’t on Facebook. Can you tell which six posts are rabidly sincere, and the four which were posted by post-modern, meta-lolling internet wags?
1. personally i think people like this sick shit should have there hands and cocks cut off for everyone to see what they are plus they could never do it again! his prison life is fantatstic
2. Ian shouldnt be allowed to Sing!! all there should be in his cell is a bed, an alarm for if he starts Singing, and a machine to cut off his cock. He shoudlkt be allowed to sing
3. What needs to be done is;
* Prisons need to be Prisons not Hotels!
* Inmates All need Castrating!
* Sentences need to be Long and Brutal!
It worked before the 60’s after All the Fucking Hippies made the Country Sex Mad and now look at the State of the Nation well it’s getting as bad if not worse than the Lower of the Species in Africa!
4. If you cut his hands off, he’d just spear young girls to death with his stumps. Because I am anti-death penalty, I think the only solution is to remove both of this demon seed’s arms and legs, and replace them with bags full of smoke. I’d like to see this bastard kill people with bags of smoke for arms.
5. It seems that our twisted little fuck Huntley has signed to play for Margate FC (Ryman Premier Division) this season without the club or the community knowing about the danger he poses to the children, the town and oposing players. I think we should boycott Margate FC! until they sack the sick outside half. I for one will not be buying the club’s away jersey as planned. make yourself known to the sicko’s who signed this bastard and tell them what you think!
6. We here on the south coast of England wish the maggot filled fly infested vomit soaked urine drinking puss bucket of scum Ian Huntley all the very worst. We truly hope that Ian Huntley sufferers eternal headaches , toothaches , backaches , neck aches ,angina , gangrene ,and a very very very slow death in agony from every known cancer of every organ in his pathetic, weedy, wimpy, vile demonic corpse. Here are the sounds of athiest communist miners in hell. THESE ARE REAL.
7. I would like to see Ian’s hands cut off. At least Sutcliffe killed guilty whores.
8. Because of the human right acts saying all human beings should be treated they way they are being treated…. thus letting nonces prowl over the internet on the innocence, criminals living the life of luxery in prison and terrorist and extrimist to destroy our home kill our loved ones and reign terror on the good people of this country.
9. Prison seems to be like a luxury hotel! They should be locked up in tiny cells, with several people!
10. ian huntley should die is when he alive and being covered in petrol and burned alive and so should maxine carr
Answers to this year’s Real Or Hardly will be posted in the comments. In the meantime, here’s two screengrabs which I like, one of which is also a clue! The first topic is called
ian huntley and others alike him should have there hands and cocks cut off!
That was a lot of fun. But not as much fun as this topic, which is called, simply
“huntlel”
SERIOUSLY HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IAN HUNTLEL OFF FACEBOOK IF NOBODY TAKES THE FACT HE IS ON FACEBOOK SERIOUSLY? I don’t CARE that he isn’t on Facebook. I WANT HIM OFF FACEBOOK. I don’t care about the fact that I’m generally against everything Muslims do – I WANT HIS CHILD-TOUCHING HANDS CHOPPED OFF. I want all the children he is talking to be warned in assembly that when he gets out of prison his is going to TOUCH THEIR PENSIONERS’ BOSOMS
Post No. 6 (the one concerning “the sounds of athiest communist miners in hell”) has disturbed me so much that I now consider everyone who has ever heard, looked at or thought about children to be one of Huntlel’s demonic accomplices.
Number 6 is REAL. It is the wisdom of Bob English.
* Sentences need to be Long and Brutal!
It worked before the 60’s after All the Fucking Hippies made the Country Sex Mad and now look at the State of the Nation well it’s getting as bad if not worse than the Lower of the Species in Africa!
If that’s self-referential then it’s utterly brilliant.
I disagree, sentences should be short and illiterate. Like “I hate huntle”.
There – THAT told you.
Surely there’s no better offering than the recent one railing against someone who trolled the group, which ended with this pure, unadulterated magnificence:
“sorry girls it was me that got angry with this nob i just cant belive whats come out of his mouth he must have the interlect of a carrot!”
YUO LIK HUNTLEL?
I THINK HUNTLLEY SHUD HAVE A LITL SPIKE ON HIS PILLOW SO IT POKES IS HEAD WHEN HE TRIES TO SLEEP, ALSO TAT HIS TOILET IZ UNDER HIS BED SO HE NEEDS TO MOV IS BED OTU THE WAY BEFOR HE GOES. ALSO HE HAS NO SUGRE IN HIS TEA OR WEETABIX. E IS FUCKEN EVIL AND DOESN’T DESREVE SUGAR OR ESPECIALLY NOT STRAWBERRYIES EVER APART FROM MEBBE CRISTMAS. THE EVEL FUCKER. ALSO TAKE DA ELASTIC OFF IZ SOX SO THEY ALWAYS FALL ROUND IZ ANKELS AND RELLY ANNOY HIM. HE DESERVES NUTHIN LESS THE EVIL PIEDEOTRICIAN
There’s an ad at the moment featuring a self-obsessed twat called Mickey, where it refers to him being an ‘interlectual’. Gets me all angry every time.
At least Huntlel just murdered kids a bit rather than THEFTING ENTIRE JPEGS OF SOME DOGS ONCE.
MAN, FUCKABUNCHA HUNTLEL, IM TLEL U NAO.
Jamie: Charlie Brooker recently made him this year’s number one cock in advertising on Screenwipe. Personally I think it’s a close one between him and ‘Nadine Baggot, Celebrity Beauty Editor’.
I saw that and was very pleased. Is Ms Baggot that one who talks about ‘the worst-kept secret in beauty’?
This has spread to the Australian media – http://www.news.ninemsn.com/article.aspx?id=298886&cmp=ds_gl_world&mch=SEM
They’ve bought it completely.
I am sure the Wells and Chapman families will be thrilled by these sick comments.
What sick comments, Mr Sanderson? Which comments are you talking about? Please single out the comments you are talking about, because I want so very hard to understand your agony.
A group has now recently been set up for those who find the ethos of the group “GET HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK’ offensive and perverted.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24077451712&ref=share
People who have joined the group “GET HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK” believing they were doing a good thing, irrespective of whether they have read an inaccurate newspaper article, have been duped.
The group is a satirical platform based on the gullibility of members who join in the belief that Ian Huntley has actually got any rights to the internet whilst imprisoned for the crimes he has committed.
There are certain group members of GHOF who choose to mock, insult and threaten members who disagree with the obscene and vulgar contents and comments of the threads. The ‘Get Huntley off Facebook Group’ is also an open forum where perverted and immoral members can voice an opinion.
For example, The group contains discussion board topics:
FREE HUNTLEY!
Ian’s Law
HUNTLEY LOVERS ONLY
Killing Babies
Worst kind of rape
People I’d pay money to have sex with who are GHOF members
Due to the idleness of the administrator and officers in that they are not explaining to people what the group is about and giving members an informed choice, an event has also been created to give people awareness…
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=8614354660
You should be honoured! David Sanderson is one of the actual self-righteous fools from GHOF. He has a long history there, even joining the ‘remove the group Get Huntley Off Facebook from Facebook’ spin off site, set up with that predictable yet futile aim. A prize nob, he is. This is odd, how it’s now spilling over from Facebook. The hole internet wl b infcted by these sik fuks!
While there are still idiots in the world believing Huntelz is on facebook, the trolls will be kept in business. I’ve been there pretty much from the start and still can’t believe most of said idiots believe they are speaking to Huntelz personally. It’s hilarious!
Hi Marissa. How’s tricks?
yes this group is a fake, there are others, ‘craig meehan’ is one example, its full of these pathetic c**ts! you will find them in a lot of these groups!
they basically tear anyone to shreds who shows hatred towards paedophiles, they are trying to point out that you shouldnt believe everything you read in the papers & vengance isnt the answer. they have a point, but threatening to beat someones child unconscious & rape him is going a bit far to say the least.
i made a post on this group about me having a conversation with someone on facebook who is in prison doing a life sentence. i just pointed out that to these clueless idiots that it isnt impossible for prisoners to have a facebook account.
my post was immediately deleted & i was banned from the group!