Thanks to Jammus for starting the excellent Near-Miss Heroes and Villains list over at Listopia, a list which reassured me that it doesn’t all have to be about famous people who sound like cheese. Also check out Can I Get A Widnes?, the latest list to be imported from Idiotica’s wealth of excellence.
Meanwhile, let’s celebrate the fact that I’m about to play Strongbad’s Cool Game for Attractive People with a cartoon I just made. I used the creator at Homestar Runner, so if you’ve got the tiniest inclination, make one yourself, send it to me, and I’ll include it here. Otherwise I’ll just do it myself, to create an aura of popularity.
Until then, prepare yourself to see how I’ve capitalised on the ambiguity of language for humourous effect, and put a bum on a man’s face!
Hullo. I saw the door unlocked and let myself in. I’ll just tiptoe back where I come from.
Rather creepy, being in here all alone. Almost like skulking about in a house where someone died.
We like Mark because he has got bollocks. And he smokes and drinks too.
Emma will fall apart as soon as you just, touch her.
You can witness my new found strength of character at
sgates.wordpress.com.