Have you seen the Born Loser? It’s the best cartoon strip I’ve ever seen. Poor Brutus Thornapple! His wife not only has trouble COOKING food, she has trouble DEFROSTING it. He lives for 5pm on a Friday (that’s when his working week ends), but he absolutely hates 9am on a Monday. Why? That’s when his working week begins!
Real Born Loser here. Enjoy.