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Couple years ago… I’m sorry, I’ll start again. A couple of years ago, I farted seven times in two minutes in a toilet cubicle, and had to spend many more minutes trying to meditate myself out of a frankly childish giggle fit. I’ve never done anything like that since. It’s not for lack of trying. … Read more
Rosy Rockets is a bucket of inspiration. Raz is a pixel genius. I had an argument with an old woman who claimed my dad was fucking my sister in law. I never thought these things would come together, but they have. First, read the post about Irene, because it sets up the whole story. It’s … Read more
Since they locked the students out, it’s rare for the toilets at work to have anyone in them. I’m working in administration, which means an office full of women and one fat gay bloke. While this means I do have to put up with the monstrous Brenda, it does give me free reign to express … Read more