Hi, we're Cleopatra! And we want to tell you all about ourselves! We're just a bunch of crazy kids - we don't know no better! And when a shadowy man with no face told our mum she could have fifty quid and free liposuction if she gave up all her maternal rights, our round the world adventure began! We want to tell you all about it, in this, the Disappointment Guide To Cleopatra - comin atcha!
