COIN : 50 euro
ENDORSED BY : Pam Ayres
CATCHPHRASE : "You didn't see anything, you little bastard."
SPEND IT ON? : I would buy a computer game for my eldest child. One that doesn't involve capturing monkeys. Certainly not Ape Escape.
FAVOURITE TEMPERATURE: 45 degrees celsius. This is when cats are at their most grumbliest, and sound like a tiny tractor.