COIN : 1 euro
ENDORSED BY : Kavana
CATCHPHRASE : "Hello..... er..... Nottingham!"
SPEND IT ON? : I would use my one Euro to save the sight of 10 Ethiopian babies. I would like them to watch their parents starve while I stand close by with my hands on my hips.
EVER BEEN ARRESTED? : Yes. I burgled a Miss Selfridge. They traced me from DNA in the poo I did in the till. I can't believe I was so stupid.