COIN : 50 cent
ADOPTED BY : Inspector Chisholm from Minder
CATCHPHRASE : "Had her.. had her too, she was rubbish - oo! oo! Need her! Need bad!"
SPEND IT ON? : Casino Chips, which I would comically eat.
MOMENT OF GLORY, MOMENT OF SHAME : Both came together for me - after I won the 110 metre hurdles gold medal, I got very excited and my willy popped out the bottom of my shorts. It's very big, but it's the wrong colour after I got it caught in a goose. I have steadfastly refused to wash my hangman for twenty three years and I don't see why a whole load of goose shit should make me start.