Episodes : One : Two : Three
Well! Since our last encounter with Professor Fate, which involved a bloodless stabbing and a self-inflicted fork in the eye, we’ve been through a touching and emotional Genesis scene, in which Professor Fate’s heartbreaking childhood was revealed, and his adult aversion to pre-chewed peanuts and sweetcorn was – at last – explained.
Meanwhile, Firestarter and Waterboy have visited the Gypsy Oracle, and were granted powers more visually impressive than any others ever seen like anywhere. They used these powers for thirty minutes to fend off a high-resolution meteor and the Zombie Brain. Then they went home, and celebrated with toast, cooked by their new rainbow eye-lasers.
We rejoin the action as Professor Fate as he makes a telephone call to an old accomplice. You never get to see her – that’s character design, and it costs money. Money that the commissioners of this cartoon simply couldn’t find between their millions of pounds.
AMAZENEWS! This episode is actually in a Flash file. That means you will need Flash, in case you’re charmingly dumb.
FIRESTARTER AND WATERBOY
The Professor Fate Quadrology #3
WHY WONT SHE KISS ME IS IT MY BIG NOES
Credits : I wrote this episode so that I did nearly all the talking because I am the best talker on Earth. Simon, however, did insist on having a line, but I made sure it wasn’t any good.