Log Monday / Tuesday It’s Video Week! But I’m not going to make it easy for you – I’m going to write words, too. Stupid, annoying words! THE PITCH Although this was Simon’s baby, I get the absolute fear in situations where I have to “sell an idea”. There’s some humble-valve that stops me from claiming … Read more
<< Previous Video Clips : Cervix : Collection : Arousals : F&W1 : F&W2 : F&W3 NOW IN A HIGHLY COMPRESSED FORMAT WITH VISIBLE LOSS OF QUALITY When I get distracted by other things, and forget to write blog entries, I like to throw a video decoy, to draw attention away from my indiscipline. So … Read more
Brenda was on a bit of a roll, yesterday. I listened to it for half the day, and I was getting to such a state of frantic desk-scratching, that I decided to boot myself up the arse and do something about it. Did I confront her, and ask her to stitch a zip on the … Read more
I took the kids to this town in Surrey last week.
Feltham?
No, the wife was there.
< < Who the Hell is Brenda? : Intro | Additional First of all, uncountable thanks to Robert, who delightfully adorned Brenda with a brown accolade. Look at the affection she shows to her mucky bangle – her cheek rests adoringly on the greasy tracks, as it snakes unwholesomely past her, no doubt to rest … Read more
I was dressed up. And when you is dressed up, you do not walk like some abused housewife bitch with your body in some dowdy-ass slump. I am a proud creature, I am fierce. People look at me and they say Damn, that bitch is everything I aspire to be! Well dream on, motherfuckers, because … Read more
What can we try to make Jimmy Carr look at today? Can any of God’s sweet wonder warrant the tiniest glimpse from Britain’s most self-regarding TV personality?
Should The Crystal Maze get recommissioned, another generation of highly-energised young executives will have to face up to an agonising question; should I buy my eager but proven-stupid friend out of their themed prison at the cost of one crystal? Too often do we let our unreliable emotions make this decision – look at that … Read more
I’m hungover, today. Properly hungover. And when I get this hungover, I get very emotional. So far this morning, I’ve cried at a story about homeless AIDS beagles, and made myself giggle on a bus by making my coffee lid do a whistle. The last time I was this drunkover, I spent all morning writing … Read more
Since they locked the students out, it’s rare for the toilets at work to have anyone in them. I’m working in administration, which means an office full of women and one fat gay bloke. While this means I do have to put up with the monstrous Brenda, it does give me free reign to express … Read more